Explain this ?

[Octavia1]

Was probably someone looking for some peace and quiet on Christmas day.....and look who the fuk shows up!!

[Octavia1]

Jeez horse ...yur such a sore loser 

So who won the Egg thing in the end ?

It's a bit like Brexit, hard to know who actually won.

I did Ken. Octy's theory was blown out of the water for defying the laws of physics and John's experiment was discounted because it broke the rules of the conundrum by not leaving the shell intact thus leaving my brilliant plan of exposing the eggs secret by illuminating the contents with a simple laser pointer picked up in any stationery shop.  Unfortunately both John and octy refused to accept the results, sore losers and all that. Looks like my answer to your puzzle was the most widely accepted theory too. No surprise really.

Coming to a cinema near you 

[Octavia1]

Yu shine a laser tru the egg to see if its soft ? 
 Yur Soft in the head more like

[Octavia1]

[Horse]

Unlike your fool proof plan of chucking 2 eggs in salty water and the one that floats first is the soft one? You are deranged, you do realise that don't you? Everyone else does.

[Horse]

Look, its a floating egg. It must be soft boiled so. Ya looney.

[Octavia1]

Why dont yu " boldly go wer no man has gone before " walter  ......somewhere wer I dont have to listen to  yur fantastic fantasies an outlandish child like delusions ....
pluto or some kip .....thers saner blokes locked up

[Octavia1]

Stick a bleedin  laser in yur ear an watch yur eyes lite up ....
Pea brain .....wen you dance horse ...does yur head rattle?

[Horse]

Listen Jelly brain if you put your head in a pot of salty water for sure it would float. Can you figure out why? Probably not.  So I'll tell you. Because its full of air thats why. Hot air at that. A normal head would sink. Not yours though Jelly,  not yours. 

[Horse]

When there's a shortage of jelly at your neighbours Christmas table they just call your dumb ass around, Jelly.

[Octavia1]

[Horse]

Look, its you

[Tony]

Was probably someone looking for some peace and quiet on Christmas day.....and look who the fuk shows up!!

Laffin me bollix off

[john m]

Sometimes ya don't want something ya give it away
Leave it were the winos find it

I gave the bottle to my Taxi mate last night telling him exactly where it came from and he cracked the seal saying; "Well if it was sealed, then it's good", He offered me a Score fer it but I refused it telling him that it was a found bottle and I had no use fer it.

We had a long chat about it and came to just 2 options;

Option 1; Some recovering alcoholic had been given a present of it and because all of his friends were also recovering alcoholic's he had no one to give it to and did not wish to burden his family with anything alcohol related, so he/she still having the respect fer the gargle could not face pouring it down the drain but instead left it at a can/glass recycling center where surely some other active alco would find it.

Option 2; (Similar to what Horse said), Some recovering alcoholic had a break-out then changed his/her mind,
and then the rest the same as option 1.

Here Bannacheck or Kojak start with the evidence Alcoholics Drink Gargle not bring it for a walk .If an Alco owned the Bottle your story would start with I was sadding it on Crimbo down the bottle dump when I came upon an empty bottle once owned by an alco .Then you would of written I picked it up and gave it a rub and there appeared a Purple Coated Princess holding Forty in her claw wrapped in Crimpo Paper and Ribbons .

[stonethecrows]

The poor guy who owned the bottle left it there and went around the back to take a shit, when he came back it was gone, pretty obvious.