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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #210 on: February 14, 2020, 11:18:36 AM »



A chap i know (china Tom) was telling me he basically cant get any work since the outbreak, if he accepts a mybollix job 9 times out of 10 the customer will cancel when they see his name and mug shot and if he wranks up people just look at him and pass him by and all his Chinese comrades are having the same problem. His words not mine.... Now i know how a trigger feels...
Lets hope and pray an "Irish Flu" dosen't take off or else were all fcuked


It probably doesn't help the fact that i tell everyone to be careful with them as most of them go home after Christmas because January is so quite in the taxi game


Trying harder is what its called
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #211 on: February 14, 2020, 11:36:03 AM »
The Chinese were on the news last night complaining about discrimination.

I'd say if we get a couple of cases in Dublin all taxis and other places of high contact will be avoided.It won't matter where you're from.

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #212 on: February 14, 2020, 12:38:19 PM »
The Chinese were on the news last night complaining about discrimination.

I'd say if we get a couple of cases in Dublin all taxis and other places of high contact will be avoided.It won't matter where you're from.
Is it still safe to vist the China TakeAways ?

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #213 on: February 14, 2020, 12:55:13 PM »
Wouldn't bother me.I'd say many of the Chinese people living here haven't seen China since they arrived in a truck twenty years ago.

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #214 on: February 14, 2020, 12:58:19 PM »
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #215 on: February 14, 2020, 01:07:08 PM »
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

 rofl

At last a funny joke
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #216 on: February 14, 2020, 01:16:43 PM »
Q: Why do Chinese people have Chinese babies?

A: Because two Wongs don't make a white.

 rofl

At last a funny joke
Thank you T Bag, I'm sure you'll like this one also:

My mate just asked me if he could put a teabag in my mouth and fill me with boiling water.

He must think I'm some kind of mug

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #217 on: February 14, 2020, 01:23:28 PM »
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #218 on: February 14, 2020, 01:44:50 PM »
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #219 on: February 14, 2020, 01:49:17 PM »
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #220 on: February 14, 2020, 01:56:14 PM »
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #221 on: February 14, 2020, 01:58:18 PM »
Someone got the Dad's joke book for Christmas!!

Even his kids dont like him  rofl

OK , must try harder :

An old bloke hires a hitman to kill his wife of 40 year's.

The Hitman says "I'll shoot her just below her left tit"

The old man replies " I want her dead not fcuking kneecapped!"

Thats an old one ffs
Give us a break , I'm nearly 62 FFS

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #222 on: February 14, 2020, 02:01:07 PM »
Hehe....i do like that one!!

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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #223 on: February 14, 2020, 02:25:33 PM »
The Mrs just called...
She said 3 of the girls in work just got flowers, they are absolutely gorgeous.

I said
That’s probably why they got them then.
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Re: Swine Flu again,Again
« Reply #224 on: February 14, 2020, 02:30:25 PM »
The Mrs just called...
She said 3 of the girls in work just got flowers, they are absolutely gorgeous.

I said
That’s probably why they got them then.
I hope thats a joke for your sake

 


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